Holey Fuck Review

Holey Fuck may indeed be something you'd be yelling out if some unknown chick just grabbed onto your dick with her mouth and started slurping happily away. I don't know how often this actually happens in men's bathrooms, but if I took this site at face value, I'd think it happened all the time.

HoleyFuck is a reality site. It's obviously not really real, but the fantasy is cool for fans of this sort of style. The members' area is well organized, but it is a network page where you can manoeuvre to another eight exclusive sites including SpunkyTeens and AnalPetite. There are many ways to navigate and I didn't have a problem finding whatever I wanted, yet I was eager to get to the glory hole action and this was as simple as selecting the site name from a dropdown list.

Some of the chicks are hot, and most are dirty sluts, which is probably why they're in men's bathrooms sucking cock in the first place. There are weekly updates and as it stands currently, there are 30 cock suckers. All of the episodes come with scene descriptions, you can rate the action and there is a set of 22 or more photos for each flick. These can be viewed in small (1200x800) or large (2000x1330) sizes, but frankly they just look like oversized screencaps. Some shots a better than others, but most of the action caps are blurry.

Movies are available for streaming and you get a choice between clip or full-episode downloads. There are different Windows Media qualities to suit your connection speed, but WMV is the only format and the best is 2010kbps 720x540. Downloads were quick enough for me and I was more than pleased with the image and sound. I mean sure, they could be better, but the quality is competitive. The action is what really counts on this site. Other than a couple of surprise fucks, most of the content is all blowjob and all glory hole. The site tries to change up the scenery every now and again and although all the scenes take place in washrooms, I did appreciate the change of scenery. The chicks are eager sluts and although they can't get enough of a veining cock sliding in and out of their mouths, they're really here for the cum and most of the chicks take a good mouth full to swallow back like they've just won the big prize. I liked the fantasy a lot and Holey Fuck does do a good job of delivering some hot cock sucking moments.

Final Verdict

Holey Fuck has a lot going for it. The sluts are generally slutty, although there are some amateurs who are totally fucking hot. The action is pure glory hole fantasy and the video quality is great. Along with the bonus sites, I think you're getting a fine deal, but I would like to see some better quality pictures and maybe some extra movie formats to choose.